You Might Wanna Put a Vest On

| Keith | 20 | Chicago |
| Game Designer |
I am a man of many words...
"Quhzk! That's whats the duck says."
Um… Am I winning at life yet? Because… yeah… yeah I think I am. Hmm. Feels good. 

Um… Am I winning at life yet? Because… yeah… yeah I think I am. Hmm. Feels good. 

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Lemuria | Bristles and Whiskers 

3 hours ago - 35

(Source: einsteinonacid, via krystipryde)


The Misadventures of Dr. John H. Watson

This line was originally from Bridesmaids… giving credit where credit is due >.>

The Misadventures of Dr. John H. Watson

This line was originally from Bridesmaids… giving credit where credit is due >.>

(Source: ghostbees, via semiaquaticegglayinmammal)

Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.

(Source: blakeislosing)

Aghhh! It’s super nice out! I just finished Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, and now I’m going to go get a new Palahniuk book for me to read. Then I’m going to the beach to hang out with Adam and Co.!
I’m so happy! Can’t you tell?!

Aghhh! It’s super nice out! I just finished Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, and now I’m going to go get a new Palahniuk book for me to read. Then I’m going to the beach to hang out with Adam and Co.!

I’m so happy! Can’t you tell?!